I’ll tell you a riddle. You’re waiting for an award show. An award show that will take you to the Kodak Theatre. You know which film you hope will take home ALL THE AWARDS, but you can’t be sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you who wins Best Picture? Because a whole bunch of gorgeous glammed up celebrities are going to spend the night getting drunk, schmoozing, and providing endless fodder for crack!ships.