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Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?
Your world in the balance, and you bargain for one man?

(Source: drconnors)

the avengers | cop drama au

A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.

(Source: assvenger)

Was he married?

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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”

“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”

Avengers Inception AU  wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.

Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.

(Source: -andrews)

As egos collide, Black Widow—street name, Natasha Romanova—is the only character who does not throw a monstrous hissyfit. The only character to gather actionable intelligence against Loki from Loki. The character who not only literally kicks sense back into the brainwashed Hawkeye, but then absolves him of any sins performed while under the loony god’s spell.

You want fearless? When midtown Manhattan is swarming with thousands of robo-aliens, the dreaded Chitauri, Black Widow commandeers one of their slippery aero-sleds and flies it to steal Loki’s glowing phallic scimitar so as to save the world so Iron Man can blow up the aliens.

From an article about the reviews downplaying/ignoring the importance of Black Widow in the film, and the role of women in action in general. (via honeyspider)


You have no idea what you’re dealing with. | Shakespeare in the park?

You have no idea what you’re dealing with. | Shakespeare in the park?

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our cells divide at an alarming rate
until our shells simply cannot hold
all our insides in
and that’s when we’ll explode

You met me at a very strange time in my life.

klainerainbows:

Tom Hiddleston trying to convince his castmates to like Loki (x)

icaruses:

will you stop touching your robots and touch me instead: an autobiography by janet van dyne
endorsed by hankisanasshole.gov

icaruses:

will you stop touching your robots and touch me instead: an autobiography by janet van dyne

endorsed by hankisanasshole.gov

The Avengers Cast Interviews @ The World Premiere 

fuckyeahblackwidow:

The Avengers storyboards by Jane Wu.

highontv:

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