Was I not one of your top students? And did I not, on multiple occasions, demonstrate an exceptional aural sensitivity, and I quote, “an unparalleled ability to identify sonic anomalies in subspace transmissions tests?”
TENDER MERCY → Ben Whishaw, Zoe Saldana, Jason Momoa, Eva Green (for @trixalicious)
Bradley (Whishaw) is a mild-mannered IT geek who is being haunted by the ghost of a chain-smoking former CIA agent (Green) who refuses to leave him alone unless he agrees to act as matchmaker to a pair of contract killers (Saldana, Momoa). Unfortunately for him, that involves becoming their next target. Now with his face flagged by every government agency under the sun and two of the world’s greatest assassins on his tail, Bradley has to figure out how to stay alive long enough to play Cupid.
STAR TREK AU → Sulu and Uhura as charming sociopaths on the run from the law who stow aboard a federation ship as Star Fleet officers in order to murder, maim, and manipulate their way into seizing control of the USS Enterprise.