Is it a better compliment for women to be beautiful or to be funny? [x]
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Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart Photoshoot for Interview Magazine
WHY DIDN’T TWILIGHT STAR CHARLIZE THERON AS EDWARD CULLEN.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Is that rain?
- Siri:
- What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri:
- ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri:
- Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Remind me to clean up.
- Siri:
- Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Tomorrow.
- Siri:
- I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri:
- I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri:
- I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel:
- *dances*
- Siri:
- Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Will Smith rapping the theme song for The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
(Source: onetrackmindlikeagoldfish)
NOW, THE STORY OF A SUPERHERO TEAM WHO WAS NEEDED TO FIGHT THINGS, AND THE ONE MAN WHO HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BRING THEM ALL TOGETHER.
It’s Avengered Development.
(Source: -andrews)
Finding out about Hawkeye’s 70’s miniskirt costume is one of my favorite things that has ever happened to me.
(Source: quinnetpuck)
Nicole Scherzinger says lingerie is the real power of a woman.
What’s your power like today? (x)
(Source: darmodys)
I have lived many ages of men, Steven. Centuries without end. I have seen many great men, and known countless honors. But the greatest honor of this ancient and tired soul has been the privilege of fighting beside you, and calling you my friend. May grace and peace be with you, to the end of all things.
(Source: thewintersoldier)
